I just had an idea. What if the next cliffhanger of episode 3 season 3 of Sherlock will be John and Sherlock just about to kiss?
I would kill Moffat and Gatiss. Seriously.
when they get to the part in the next episode where they reveal how Sherlock stopped his pulse
what if they show him reaching into his sleeve
and we’re all like, “here comes the squash ball”
but he doesn’t pull out the squash ball
he pulls out a lemon
It can be revealed the secrets of his survival have already been filmed – as TV producers were worried the location might change its appearance before the next series starts shooting in full.
But the big question is: does Sherlockology know how its hero survived? “If we do we wouldn’t tell,” said Coomber. “And we don’t like to speculate as although the media was on fire with suggestions Steven and Mark are such great writers I am sure whatever they come up with will be amazingly clever. “But I do know this – the solution has already been filmed. The cast and crew did it very soon after the ending of the final episode, to ensure there were no continuity errors in how the location looked.”
I don’t know why this is relevant but
In Reichenbach, there’s a bunch of theories where Sherlock’s got some sort of decoy to lay on the ground for him to fool John. And this makes a lot of sense, except for the fact that, when he falls, you hear a crunching noise. That’s not that sound your bones make when they break— it was the chips in his pocket.
So it is actually Sherlock.
This also means he never had lunch with Molly, because, if he had, the chips… or crisps, rather, since it’s in England— wouldn’t still be in the pocket of his coat.
— (via hitler-in-the-cupboard)
“John, I’m not de—”
“Yes, I know it was painful for you, but it had to be done, or—”
“It’s all fine, now. Moriarty’s network is crushed. We’re safe, and—”
“I have everything I need to clear my name, we can go back to wor—”
“You are all I thought of the whole time I was awa—”
“John, can you not keep hitting me, please; I’m just—”
“Mycroft, Can I stay here tonight?”